Casting Call for City of Last Chances
09/12/2022
A return, after some time, to my occasional practice of spoof-casting a book with actors who seem to fit the roles. Most of the time I don’t have real people in mind at all, when I’m writing. Very occasionally someone does intrude – in this case Capaldi was irresistible as Ivarn from the get go, and impossible to shake. Other roles were profoundly hard to find a good fit for. Also, you can absolutely see what I’ve been watching recently from some of the picks.
Here we go, though, the absolutely made-up and spurious casting call for City of Last Chances.
Shoreh Aghdashloo as Langrice, the Innkeeper
Elliot Page as Yasnic, the Priest
Stellan Skarsgård as Blackmane,
the Pawnbroker
Zendaya as Lemya, the Student
Diego Luna as Ruslav, the Thug
Claudia Black as Carelia and
Evene, the Revolutionaries
Ben Mendelsohn as Hegelsy, the Inquisitor
Peter Capaldi as Ivarn, the Academic
Tom Hopper as Hellgram, the Soldier
Rory McCann as Culvern, the Governor
Dev Patel as Shantrov, the Artist
Dominic Monaghan as Fleance, the Thief
Nimra Bucha as Vidsya, the Aristocrat
Andy Serkis as Orvechin, the Foreman
David Strathairn as God
Denise Gough as Aullaime, the Conjurer
Vivienne Acheampong as Nihilostes, the Cultist
Toby Jones as Dostritsyn
(All photos are from the IMDB pages of the relevant actors – specific credits where given:
Shohreh Aghdashloo – WENN rights Ltd; Zendaya – HBO 2019; Diego Luna – Jeff Vespa, Wireimage.com; Peter Capaldi – Dave Hogan, Getty Images; Tom Hopper – IMAGO/MediaPunch; Dev Patel – Long Way Home Productions; Dominic Monaghan – Steve Granitz, Wireimage.com; Nimra Bucha – Bina Khan; Andy Serkis – Imaginarium; Toby Jones – Lester Cohen, Wireimage.com)
Just for reference, here are the past casting calls I’ve done on my old website…
Empire in Black and Gold
https://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/1016
Shadows of the Apt 2-4
https://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/1058
Shadows of the Apt 5-10
https://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/1090
Guns of the Dawn
https://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/1664
The Tiger and the Wolf
https://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/1914
Children of Time
http://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/1843
Redemption’s Blade
https://shadowsoftheapt.com/blog/2198
Shards of Earth

















